I've never heard of topless banking...

Tofu and I were talking over IM today while I waited for my new stove to be delivered.* He was browsing Craigslist for various stuff and sent me a link to a help wanted ad from Charleston, South Carolina:

Looking for a woman to balance my checkbook topless once a week. $50 an hour per session (realistically, I only have 20-25 receipts a week). Attention to detail and discretion a must (with regards to both my finances and your services), knowledge of Quickbooks helpful but not required.

No pictures required, no cup size or other silly requirements. This is just about getting my finances together. [Emphasis added.]

It's the last sentence that cinches it. Yeah, dude, I totally believe all you want is your checkbook balanced. Now excuse me, someone has offered me a great deal on a bridge...

* = Pictures coming soon. It is beautiful and I'm all sorts of eager to break it in tonight, but I have no idea what to cook! Oh, and the baking I'm going to do...

My new baby!!! (A stove.)

( Pictures of my new TV stand and brand spanking new stove! )

Now I have to figure out what I'm going to cook tonight for dinner. Oh, and then I have to invite Mom over one night. And all the goodies I can bake....

If I drop off the Internet, you'll be able to find me in my kitchen, which may as well be called my new lab where I'm going to conduct all sorts of delicious experiments. ^_^

ETA: Fixed the link to the first picture. NOW it should show a TV and not a stove. :P