Worst. Comic. Evar.

If I ever come up with a story that involves the words "haunted" and "vagina" in the same sentence, rest assured there was either a gun to my head or I was tripping on illegal substances. Furthermore, if I ever do such a thing and then call it "empowering for women," you can guarantee I have gone to the funny farm and will never be coming back.

"You have to get out of here! Your VAGINA is haunted!" (Link is obviously NSFW...or sanity.)

H/t to lupabitch

I'm upset that I apparently no longer have this song on my harddrive.

Every now and then I remember this song and how much I loved it when it was first released. I've been thinking about it tonight for various reasons.

"Bitch"
Meredith Brooks

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

Chorus

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

Chorus

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way