And you won't make me believe otherwise, either!

Having finally seen the music video for the song "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga, I have come to the conclusion that she is a troll and one day she'll reveal she's only doing it for the lulz. This belief of mine was solidified when I heard the line "I won't tell you that I love you; Kiss or hug you; Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin."

So, yeah. She's a troll. I bet Anonymous is responsible.

P.S.: Lady Gaga, about your fashion? Bjork did it better, and she was actually unique.

If you frigid bitches had put out, this wouldn't have happened!

Remember the man who opened fire at an L.A. Fitness last week? Yeah, apparently this tragedy could have been avoided if only bitches would put out for the man. (I'm linking to the Jezebel page - I refuse to link to the blogs she quotes.)

When men kill women, the underlying reason is almost always an unfulfilled psychosexual need. This goes for spree shooters, rapists, and serial killers. I'm not surprised Sodini hasn't had sex in nearly 20 years. As I've written before, to men celibacy is walking death, and anything is justified in avoiding that miserable fate. [Emphasis added]

You hear that, women? You better spread your legs if you don't want to get gunned down! Remember, it's feminism's fault for telling us we have the ability to say no. How dare we have standards and not realize our sole purpose is to be receptacles for men. Well, that and popping out babies while we make sandwiches. Also, violence against women is all because men need sex. It's not about exerting power or control. Nope.

Seriously, what do you say to that shit? I've met many a man and woman who've been climbing the walls from lack of sex (hell, I've been one of them), yet not a single one of them ever thought of opening fire in a public place to try and kill others. It's just...RAGE.

Amanda Marcotte over at Pandagon talks about these douchebags too.

ETA: I forgot to mention that if you click on the first link and scroll down through the comments, you get an extra bonus of "What about teh menz/Nice Guy Apologist." Some jerkwad thinks it's appropriate to ask for advice on approaching women because he's a good guy who just keeps getting rejected - in a post about a guy who killed women for not dating him. Words fail me.

X-posted to rage_free.

Anybody want a (muddy) puppy?

Want to know what happens when one beautiful cream-colored puppy is allowed to play outside for 20-30 minutes (tops) on a hot summer day?

This happens (note the steam cleaner in the background so you can see just how badly timed her adventure was):



Have I mentioned that I also steam cleaned my couch and that it was a huge pain in the ass? I'll give you three guesses as to what furniture she jumped on after I finished taking pictures to document her adventure, and the first two don't count. What kills me is how absolutely pleased with herself she is. She's been prancing around since I dragged her back inside and away from the neighbor's Shi Tzu, her newest four-legged pal. I don't care that she's three times his size; I think he's a bad influence on her.

( Two more under the cut. )

Tomorrow, in addition to all the back-to-school shopping Mom, kiddo, and I are doing in Aiken, there'll be a trip to the groomer's for Sasha since there is no way in heck I can bathe her by myself. Also tomorrow, I'm purchasing one of those invisible fences, which will keep her in my yard and away from giant mud puddles, and maybe that'll save my couch and carpet from muddy dog hair.

An icon of the 80's.

The man that brought us memorable characters such as Clark Griswald (National Lampoon's Vacation) and Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) is gone.

RIP, Mr. Hughes.