The Further Adventures of Sasha the Puppy

Jade puts the kiddo's new soccer stuff in his room.

Sasha follows her into the room and checks out the window.

SASHA: "BARK!" (Hey, come here!)

JADE: "What is it?" *looks out window* "Oh, it's just Penny walking around in the yard."

SASHA: "WOOF!" (There's something there!)

JADE: "Yes, it's Penny. You know, the other dog who's been here since before you joined us."

SASHA: "BARK WOOF WOOF BARK!" (There's a dog. In the yard. A dog. In the yard.)

JADE: *sighs* "Don't worry, it's Penny. You sniff her butt every day."

SASHA: "BARKBARKWOOFWOOFWOOF!!!!1111oneone" (Dog! In! The! Yard! Intruder!)

Jade gives up, tells Sasha "Stay!" and calls Penny in. As Penny enters, Sasha bolts out the door, hackles raised.

Sasha goes to the sideyard where she spotted Penny. She starts sniffing the ground, running around the entire yard, trying to find the dog. Eventually, she gives up and comes back inside.

JADE: "See, I told you, it was just Penny."

Sasha flops down on a vent, panting heavily.

SASHA: (I'll find that dog. Mark my words.)

And as of Sunday, I am thoroughly convinced Sasha has canine ADD.

Jade returns home from errands.

SASHA: "OMG YOUR HOME! YOUR HOME YOUR HOME YOUR HO--OMG BUTTERFLY!" *pounce*

Cue five minutes of chasing and pouncing on various bugs in the yard.

Small, Random Event

Kiddo tried jumping around in the bathtub while it was filling with water. Naturally, this isn't a good thing, so I told him - and I am quoting myself verbatim -, "Don't do that! You'll fall and break your neck!"

Help! I sound like my parents!