Oh Twitter, you so funny.

An e-mail I just received from Twitter, which made me giggle.

Subject: South Carolina is now following you on Twitter!
From: "Twitter"

Hi, Jade.

South Carolina (S_Carolina_Jobs) is now following your tweets on Twitter.

A little information about South Carolina:

You may follow South Carolina as well by clicking on the "follow" button on their profile.If you believe South Carolina is engaging in abusive behavior on Twitter, you may report South Carolina for spam.

South Carolina may not appear in your follower list. South Carolina may have decided to stop following you, or the account may have been suspended for a Terms of Service violation.

I may have seriously underestimated my popularity if my entire state is following me!

I think I need an intervention before this gets worse...

I saw the video for "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga today. I also watched "Paparazzi" and re-watched "Poker Face," and then I read her Wikipedia page and learned she did Burlesque shows before signing with a label, writes her own music, and is pretty much all about being a performance artist. Plus, she supports equal rights for the GLBTQ crowd.

I...I think I'm starting to like Lady Gaga, guys. I might even purchase her albums...

...okay, I'm done thoroughly embarrassing myself.