Writer's Block: Compare and contrast

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Sarcastic, cynical, cuddly, witty (on occasion!), creative, uptight, emotional, crazy, soft, and curvy.

Well, I'm not sure how my friends would describe me in ten words or less. I think in a few lists the word bitch might pop up a few times (though not necessarily from friends in that case). I suppose if anyone responds to this, we'll find out, won't we?

If I could trap time in a bottle...

I don't know about time, but apparently you can trap lightning in a box.

Science is cool, man. Now if they would hurry up and figure out a way to cure this cold that is killing me right now. *grumble*