Writer's Block: Cold turkey tremors

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July 2004 until February 2005. I suffered a little withdrawal, but honestly at the time I had a baby who was less than a year old, and then we were completely broke. Whatever need I had to be online was outweighed by the constant stress of packing up our things and moving, and, oh yeah, worrying about our living arrangements. We moved back to South Carolina in August of 2004, and we were forced to live with my mother until my father moved out of his old house so that we could move in there. Once we moved, we were able to get our computer set up and had Internet access once more.

I think it would be a lot harder on me now because I'm heavily involved in a couple of online communities, not to mention that I now live alone and this is really the only way I have of talking to other people and keeping up to date on current events in the news and other things.

What is this I don't even...

You know, when it comes to my body I've thought about a lot of things. I don't like my flab, but I love my curves. I'm kind of hairy for a girl (or so society tells me), but that's OK because, hey, it's just my genetics. I'm too pale, but on the other hand the paleness contrasts with my tattoos for a lovely effect.

Yet, one thing I have never done is stand in front of a mirror, look down at my genitalia and think, "Hmm, you know what's missing? Shiny gems right above my labia! [Link NSFW]."

It's called Vajazzle. The term is a hybrid of "Vajayjay" and "Bedazzle," and I'm sure any of us who came of age in the late 80's and early 90's, or who spent any amount of time in the South know what a Bedazzler is. (By the way, you can still buy those things in case you ever get the urge to pull out your old denim jacket and give it some pizazz.)

Vajazzle

Vajazzle

I want my lady-bits to be a lot of things - healthy, clean, and fun to play with - but "shiny and jewel encrusted" aren't among them. YMMV and all that, but I think I'll keep to my boring old pale skin.

ETA: From the article: "She assured me that they’re pretty strong, and that Completely Bare guarantees their Vajazzles for 5 days. When she reminded me not to engage in any “vigorous activity for at least the first day” I couldn’t help but laugh to myself… vigorous activity? I should be so lucky."

Um, if there's shiny gems being glued to my private parts, I'm sure as hell going to show those off. I mean, what's the point if all I'm going to do is cover them up?