Creepiest Thing I've Read Today

Disclaimer: I am well aware that brainwashing and mind control are kinks for many, many people. However, this was posted in a community that's for discussion of roleplay games, settings, and styles. It is NOT a community for players seeking other players, and it is certainly not a community for erotic roleplay. Also, note how he's really just looking for a robot who follows commands and not really a roleplay partner. And looking at his journal, I'm calling troll too.

Possible trigger warnings.

Attention denizens of roleplayers. phariswheel is a creepy McCreeperson looking for role-play! (Notice how you can't even leave a comment on this post.)

Seeking a partner for the following line on AIM
AIM: Dubangoelite IM me directly on AIM.
I would play the male.

All right, but this is roleplayers which isn't a community for seeking rp partners. From the profile:

Tell us what you like, what you don't like, and what game you compulsively play. Tell us anything roleplaying related. Complain about crappy games and crappy players, tell us about good games and what makes a good player. Give us a review of a system your playing. There is so much to be shared, please come and share with us. I just ask that you don't advertise, post quiz results, or post non-RPG things on this community.

Still, at this point I figure it could be good for a laugh.

( Lots more under here. )

Writer's Block: No bloody way

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No. I was raised by a outdoor-sportsman and one of the things he impressed upon me from the time I was very young was that you only take what you need from nature. He never killed any animal while hunting or fishing that he didn't intend to eat. (To this day I still love venison and try to use it as opposed to beef when I can.) And if for some reason he couldn't take the meat for himself, he gave it to people who could use it.

Even though he loved hunting and fishing, he never understood people who did it just to take a life. He viewed it as a waste, and so do I.

Wherein I Share My Nerdrage

Upon learning that firebenders now need a source to use their firebending (except maybe Iroh) in The Last Airbender, I express my nerdrage appropriately:

[16:39:56] <@JadeNSC> GODDAMNIT SHYAMALAN!
[16:40:02] <@JadeNSC> YOU RUINED FIREBENDING YOU ASSHOLE
[16:43:09] <@JadeNSC> DID YOU NOT HEAR IROH IN THE VERY FIRST FUCKING SEASON? "FIRE IS BREATH"
[16:43:18] * @JadeNSC screams.
[16:43:28] <@JadeNSC> Firebenders don't need a fucking source.
[16:43:42] <@JadeNSC> Their LIFE, their EMOTIONS, the very AIR they BREATHE is a SOURCE. >.<
[16:45:16] * @JadeNSC nerdrages all up in here.
[16:46:10] <Imurev> so maybe Shyamalan is just (puts on sunglasses) full of hot air.
[16:46:12] <N_X[Work]> ...Shyamalan did what now?
[16:46:32] <@JadeNSC> In The Last Airbender, suddenly firebenders need a source of fire to use their firebending (except for Iroh).
[16:46:43] <N_X[Work]> ...
[16:47:13] <@JadeNSC> Nevermind that it's established in the very first season that anger fuels firebending (which isn't the only source as you learn in season 3 when they visit the Sun Warriors).
[16:50:02] <@JadeNSC> I mean, how do you fuck up one of the basic plot elements? And what are you going to do in the third movie to explain Zuko losing his firebending?
[16:52:00] <N_X[Work]> <Appa> "I had Zuko's flint, but I ated it. :( "
[16:52:26] <@JadeNSC> lol
[16:52:43] <@JadeNSC> Okay, I'm quoting that.

And here's some other nerd explaining why Shyamalan's got it wrong when it comes to firebending.