Everyone else is doing it.

I write like
Stephen King

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I kept getting Stephen King even after four or five writing samples. I figure either the website was malfunctioning or my writing is pretty consistent. Finally, with something else I got these:

I write like
Dan Brown

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I write like
Mario Puzo

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And this one I got with a bit from some unfinished short story I'd forgotten about. It's funny because it's got a zombie in it and I don't generally think of George Orwell when I think of zombies.

I write like
George Orwell

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Hey, serigo.

Those chicken squares? OH. MY. GOD.

Any other recipes you'd like to share? :p