I wish I knew how to quit you.

Dear Supernatural,

Through the last six years we've had our ups and downs, mostly up. Sure, we've had our disagreements and maybe I didn't always enjoy your choice of replacement demons (i.e. season 3 Ruby versus season 4 Ruby), but overall you've done the job so far as keeping me entertained and happy. And last season? Oh god, baby, it was fantastic.

But honey, we gotta talk. I think you've lost that magic touch, and I think you know why.

“SUPERNATURAL” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
“The French Mistake” (TV-14, LV sptv050769) (HDTV)

SAM AND DEAN ARE TRANSPORTED TO AN ALTERNATE REALITY — Raphael (guest star Lanette Ware) launches an attack on Castiel (Misha Collins) and his allies, sending a particularly frightening angelic hitman (guest star Carlos Sanz) after Balthazar (guest star Sebastian Roche), Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles)... In an effort to protect the brothers, Balthazar sends them to an alternate universe where they are the stars of a TV show called “Supernatural” and they are actors named “Jensen Ackles” and “Jared Padalecki.” The brothers are confused when Castiel appears to be a tweet-happy actor named Misha Collins and Sam is married to Ruby (Genevieve Cortese). Charles Beeson directed the episode written by Ben Edlund (##615). Airs February 25, 2011.

Oh honey, no.

I'm trying so hard to remain faithful to you. I know, I know, I need to catch up on this season and in public I tell people you should have stopped after season five, but I still wanted you...just not as much as last year.

Look, I'll stick around until the end of this season and see if you can still turn it around, but baby, you really gotta try better than this. If not, I'm going to make a clean break of it and find someone else to fill my Friday nights. There's only so much Jensen Tears(TM) or Jared Ripped Abs(TM) can do to keep me around. I need more than that.

I need that magic back.

It hurts, I know, but honesty is important in relationships and I just thought you should know where I'm at right now.

It's not you, it's me. ...no, wait, it is you. It's totally you.

Longing for those demon-filled days of yore,

Jade

P.S.: Ben Edlund, I am side-eying you so hard right now. So. Hard.

So. Yeah.

I think I'm just about done with City of Heroes.

What's Valentine's without a little blasphemy?

Sam and I are having a "debate" (read: a not-very-serious discussion) about the spirit behind giving gifts on Valentine's versus Christmas.

[21:22] <@NinjaWeazel> Christmas has about as much to do with Jesus as Valentines day does with st valentine. maybe even less! Shit at least we know where Valentine is buried.
[21:22] <@JadeNSC> Blasphemy! Jesus is a zombie!
[21:22] <@JadeNSC> There is no body.

And yeah, I still feel like shit. I suspect this will be much of the norm until I A) manage to get sleep (tonight, I hope because omfg insomnia sucks), and B) when February is over and I can get away from all these horrible associations I have with the month.