Kiddo-isms

A couple of weeks ago, I was in the bathroom getting ready to jump in the shower since I was feeling cruddy (it was late afternoon). The kiddo completely ignores Sam sitting on the couch and runs down the hall to knock on the bathroom door.

Kiddo: "Mom? I want a snack."
Jade: "Okay, I'll make one after I get out the shower."

According to Sam, this happened a few minutes later.

* Kiddo walks across the living room toward the hall, once more completely ignoring the fact there's another adult there who could just as easily get him a desired snack. He pauses once he hits the hallway and hears the running water.
Kiddo: "She's still in the shower! Ugh!" (stomps off back to the other room)

Last week after I picked him up from school:

Jade: "What did you do at school today?"
Kiddo: "Math assessment."
Jade: "Oh, I bet that was rough."
Kiddo: "Yes. (sighs heavily) Seventeen pages!"

And today while I'm taking a break while dinner cooks on the stove.

* Kiddo walks into the living room, stands in front of me, and jumps up and flaps his arms.
Kiddo: (sighs) "I can't fly!"
* Kiddo walks back to the bedroom and resumes playing his game without another word.

Yeah, he's my kid all right.