Real-Life Happenings

Background: Before Sam moved to NC, he moved in with his maternal grandparents in GA temporarily. As there isn't much room at his parents' house for storage, a lot of his things got left behind, including his books. On a recent trip down to GA to bring back Sam's youngest sister, his grandparents sent all his books back with his mother, and there are a lot of books, too (I'll be posting a picture later to illustrate my point). Furthermore, Sam's grandparents are really religious and conservative to the point that if Sam and I ever visit them, we'll have to sleep in separate rooms because we aren't married (yes, even though he's moving in next month and we'll be living together).

Sam: "So I think I know why my grandparents insisted on sending my books back."
Jade: "Oh?"
Sam: "My grandfather got curious and decided to pick up one to read. He didn't like what he saw."
Jade: "Which book did he get?"
Sam: "Knowing my luck it was probably a Merry Gentry book or one of the later Anita Blake books, which would really suck."

Cue several minutes of giggling and trying to imagine Sam's very religious and conservative grandfather stumbling his way onto Anita Blake porn. We felt sorry for him, we really did. We don't actually know which book it was, and it could just be a book that centered heavily on gods and magic, but we're really betting it was some graphic sex scene.