Because this is important shit.

So, how many books does James Patterson have this year? I mean, are there some he's not making television commercials for?

(No, I haven't read any of Patterson's work, it just seems like he has a new book on TV every other month.)

WoW: Popping some popcorn and getting prepared for the wank.

I'm just gonna be over here waiting for the explosion. ------>

Mists of Pandaria Official Expansion Trailer

On the one hand: Woot, a class that punches things in the face.

On the other hand: Pandas.

Tell me they got Jack Black to do voices. Lie to me.