CoH: The Return of Adventures in Pocket D!

So Sam and I hung around the Ski Chalet for a little bit of rp after tromping through Ourboros and then getting started on Doc Buzzaw's arc (and it's still creepy as ever). Seeing as Virtue is pretty busy regularly, we were in Pocket D 2, so we didn't see too many people, but I did happen to spy one "gem" of a description on someone who caught my eye.

Name: Hell Spykes (No, I'm not kidding.)
Level 23, Magic Scrapper, Spines/Electric Armor

Description: [Copied and pasted as is, no attempts made to correct spelling or grammar.] Spykes is is the son of a faery Faer'lumn, and Kruth Illfater, a Demon Prince, who trapped and rapped her before taking her to Hells. When he was 9 ans his sister 6, his mother's former husband, a human magician, finally succeeded in saving Faer'luermn taking with her the two offsprings of the demon. He discovered then his elder half sister, Ann, daughter of Astor O'Feyll.

Despite of the circonstances of their birth and their appearance, Spykes and Hellana where trated as Ann with love and kindness. When Astor disppeared suddenly, their mother in despair flled to the Xorld of Magic, Ann decided to bring the whole brotherhood to Paragon City to find specialists to help her in teaching the young half demons.

Spykes and Healara are now old enough to take care of themselves, so Ann has decided to help for the safety of the city that brought so much to them. Spykes will try to do his best too.

"Trapped and rapped her" makes it sound like she was kidnapped and forced to watch rap battles. (I want to make a "Vicious Battle Raps" reference, but it's really late and I'm brain dead.)

Oh, Virtue, you bring me the best role-play WTFery.