This week is off to a weird start.

Either this is just a troll or a truly dedicated spammer who has decided she's tired of trying to get around the spam filters. Yes, this was a private message received on Dreamwidth.

Hi jadedmusings,

marimich sent you a message on Dreamwidth.

The message is: From: Miss Rita Benson
From: Miss Rita Benson.
Abidjan. Cote D'Ivoire West Africa

Emai; [E-mail Redacted]

Dear One,
My warmest greeting to you and Happy New year 2012.

I am Miss Rita Benson, I inheritances an important sum from my late father who died in recent crisis in Cote d'Ivoire. I wish to request for your assistance in investing this sum in lucrative venture or manufacturing and real estate management in your country. I have Six million, Five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($6,500,000) to invest in this transaction and I will require your assistance in receiving the fund in your account in your country. I will gladly give you resonable percent from the total sum for your assistance.

I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:
1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account?

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible, always reply me through my private e-mail for more details :

[E-mail Redacted]

([E-mail Redacted] )

Awaiting your immediate response and may God bless you.

With love,
Miss Rita Benson.

I didn't erase the name because it's right there in her profile, and apparently she's looking for someone to date (attention single men, this lady doesn't need a sugar daddy).

ETA: And between getting the message and posting this entry, the account was suspended.