Lousy kids need to get out my WoW.

Actually happened tonight during an instance.

Tank: "Man, I can't believe that's the last Batman. I'm sad."
Me: "Just wait ten years, they'll reboot it. I still remember when Michael Keaton was Batman."
Tank: "...who?"
Me: "..."
DPS: "How old are you?"
Tank: "Fifteen."
Me: "God, I'm old."

If you need me, I'll be in my front yard shaking my cane at anyone who comes near it.