Hey, they base Lifetime movies on this shit!

[jadedmusings]

<Sam> You're pretty good people, darlin'. You just don't give yourself enough credit.
* Jade laughs. "I'm 'pretty good people'? :P"
* Sam grins. "Hush and take your compliment."
<Jade> Yes, sir. It's the most romantic thing I ever heard. :P
<Sam> that's me, the ever-poetic modern-day cassanova. now pardon me while I belch and scratch my genitals. :-p
<Jade> Shall I swoon now or later?
<Sam> Later. You'uns ain't even seen me spit proper yet! Haw haw haw
* Sam grins.
<Jade> Bestill my heart.
* Sam laughs.
<Jade> You know this is going on my LJ now.
<Sam> rofl. Showign me at my finest, hm?
<Jade> Well, I have to brag *somewhere.*
<Sam> fair enough.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we're the stuff Hallmark cards are made of.