Do Not Wake a Sleeping Jade
May. 4th, 2011 02:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jadedmusingsDear Jehov-ass...I mean, Jehova's Witness,
You braved my driveway for which I must commend you. Then again it's Spring and the roads are clear of snow and aren't so muddy that it's impossible to get up it without (and even sometimes with) four-wheel drive.
It was so polite of you to take one look at me and say, "Oh no, were you sleeping?" Yes, yes I was. I realize it was 10:00 AM, but I spent last night dealing with a horrible headache that kept me awake until almost 3:00 AM. It was the fourth or so headache I've had since Sunday due to some serious stress I've been under. After taking my son to school, I crawled back into bed still feeling like complete crap. I was in the first deep sleep I've had all week when you knocked, ironically enough dreaming about a preacher running toward a burning building (no, really, I was). Of course, you had no way of knowing this, but had you an ounce of sympathy, you could have just handed me the damn Watchtower and a card and walked the fuck away.
"I'll just take 30 seconds of your time," you said. Yeah, right. You know, I don't really think the unrest in the Middle East is a sign of the end of days. That shit over there has been simmering for many decades and is just now boiling over, and some of that is because other countries stuck their noses into it too. The earthquakes and tornadoes? Well, to be blunt, shit happens, sometimes a lot of shit happens. To be honest, we've been overdue for some major natural disasters, and I'm surprised a few more fault lines aren't acting up. The tornadoes are also probably a result of changing climates, or could just be a bad freaking year for storms, okay? Furthermore, my polytheistic pagan self doesn't give a damn about what yourhuman religious leaders god tells you, doesn't care to cower in fear before her deities and hope she's one of the lucky ones to be saved in the end.
Go to your church, worship your god as you see fit, but unless I come to your door asking for your salvation, KEEP IT TO YOUR FUCKING SELF.
Proud to still be a heathen,
Jade
You braved my driveway for which I must commend you. Then again it's Spring and the roads are clear of snow and aren't so muddy that it's impossible to get up it without (and even sometimes with) four-wheel drive.
It was so polite of you to take one look at me and say, "Oh no, were you sleeping?" Yes, yes I was. I realize it was 10:00 AM, but I spent last night dealing with a horrible headache that kept me awake until almost 3:00 AM. It was the fourth or so headache I've had since Sunday due to some serious stress I've been under. After taking my son to school, I crawled back into bed still feeling like complete crap. I was in the first deep sleep I've had all week when you knocked, ironically enough dreaming about a preacher running toward a burning building (no, really, I was). Of course, you had no way of knowing this, but had you an ounce of sympathy, you could have just handed me the damn Watchtower and a card and walked the fuck away.
"I'll just take 30 seconds of your time," you said. Yeah, right. You know, I don't really think the unrest in the Middle East is a sign of the end of days. That shit over there has been simmering for many decades and is just now boiling over, and some of that is because other countries stuck their noses into it too. The earthquakes and tornadoes? Well, to be blunt, shit happens, sometimes a lot of shit happens. To be honest, we've been overdue for some major natural disasters, and I'm surprised a few more fault lines aren't acting up. The tornadoes are also probably a result of changing climates, or could just be a bad freaking year for storms, okay? Furthermore, my polytheistic pagan self doesn't give a damn about what your
Go to your church, worship your god as you see fit, but unless I come to your door asking for your salvation, KEEP IT TO YOUR FUCKING SELF.
Proud to still be a heathen,
Jade
