WoW: Wherein I fail at humor.
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jadedmusingsThis is the sort of thing I think about early in the morning while driving the kiddo to school. Yes, it's totally dorky and silly and probably only funny to me.
What not to do in Azeroth (and Outland):
1) Do not weave in and out of Nabyla's legs like a cat at the top step of the Shaper's Terrace. Yes, even if it seems funny at the time.
2) It is generally frowned upon to sing "Thrall and Jaina sittin' in a tree..." while in the Caverns of Time.
3) Goblins/Gnomes are pint-sized, not "punt-sized."
4) It is usually a very bad idea to build a campfire anywhere near the vicinity of a goblin tent.
5) It's probably bad form to ask Malygos if his consort appreciates a good barbeque.
6) "Detachable Penis" (Link NSFW) is not Undercity's anthem nor should it be.
7) (Specific to Demonology Warlocks) Saying "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" before clicking on Metamorphosis loses its humor after the first hundred or so times.
8) Ordering a cheeseburger in Thunder Bluff is not advised.
9) Worgens do not view sniffing each other's butt as a form of acceptable greeting.
10) Night Elves are an ancient and majestic race who (mostly) endeavor to maintain the balance of Azeroth's natural world. They are not "dirty hippies." (They totally are.)
11) Voices from giant crystals are not to be listened to. It'll probably end in tears.
12) Old Crafty does not owe me "three fiddy." Ironjaw doesn't either.
13) Just because Draeni are extraterrestrials does not mean they know what a probe is, or that they make a habit of probing unsuspecting citizens of Azeroth.
14) Garrosh does not, in fact, need a hug.
15) Arthas did not have "daddy issues."
What not to do in Azeroth (and Outland):
1) Do not weave in and out of Nabyla's legs like a cat at the top step of the Shaper's Terrace. Yes, even if it seems funny at the time.
2) It is generally frowned upon to sing "Thrall and Jaina sittin' in a tree..." while in the Caverns of Time.
3) Goblins/Gnomes are pint-sized, not "punt-sized."
4) It is usually a very bad idea to build a campfire anywhere near the vicinity of a goblin tent.
5) It's probably bad form to ask Malygos if his consort appreciates a good barbeque.
6) "Detachable Penis" (Link NSFW) is not Undercity's anthem nor should it be.
7) (Specific to Demonology Warlocks) Saying "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" before clicking on Metamorphosis loses its humor after the first hundred or so times.
8) Ordering a cheeseburger in Thunder Bluff is not advised.
9) Worgens do not view sniffing each other's butt as a form of acceptable greeting.
10) Night Elves are an ancient and majestic race who (mostly) endeavor to maintain the balance of Azeroth's natural world. They are not "dirty hippies." (
11) Voices from giant crystals are not to be listened to. It'll probably end in tears.
12) Old Crafty does not owe me "three fiddy." Ironjaw doesn't either.
13) Just because Draeni are extraterrestrials does not mean they know what a probe is, or that they make a habit of probing unsuspecting citizens of Azeroth.
14) Garrosh does not, in fact, need a hug.
15) Arthas did not have "daddy issues."
