I didn't know Dr. Frankenstein was hiring...

[jadedmusings]

So I'm desperate enough to be checking out Craigslist for possible interesting job listings (there's been a couple that look good, only problem is they're an hour-or-more drive's away). I clicked on one titled "Medical Office Assistant/Front Desk Clerk," and at first glance it looks like an ordinary job listing, but then...well, just look:

Medical Office Assistant/ Front Desk Clerk Needed!!!

we are in search of enthusiastic, eager candidates that are committed to making the process for our clients pursing the industry streamlined and professional!!!

Responsibilities Include:

- Operating a high volume multi-line phone
- Greeting incoming clients
- Performing administrative duties
- Running daily and weekly excel reports

Experienced counter person willing to learn butcher trade. Position available immediately. Must be personable and friendly [Emphasis mine]

*backs away slowly...*