I'm looking for my AARP card to arrive in the mail any day now.

I was ranting about someone in #returners not knowing that the Eurthymics, not Cruxshadows originally sang "Here Comes the Rain Again."

[17:40:49] <JadeNSC> How do you not know the Eurythmics? Seriously?
[17:41:04] <Remora> ... I don't.
[17:41:41] <JadeNSC> >.< I forgot. You're 18.
[17:41:45] * JadeNSC hobbles off on her cane.

You dang kids, get off my Internet!

Note to self:

Your dreams are not broadcast to the world at large. As such, you really shouldn't be surprised at your beloved's confused reaction to hearing, "But that was before the frozen fish showed up." Yes, you will be compelled to explain what you mean. He wasn't there, therefor he does not know of the frozen fish's nefarious plot to invade freezers everywhere and take over the world. He also doesn't know the leader had a spiky eyeball.

I don't know what it means, but I'm not putting any frozen fish in my freezer anytime soon. Better safe than sorry. Those fish have it out for humanity, mark my words.

...or you can just chalk it up to all the cold medicine I've ingested this week.