How much creepiness can we cram in one minute of chat?

Sometimes, being in #returners can creep me the fuck out.

[17:46:36] <Creepster> I recently went to Uni. Lots of promiscuous girls.
[17:46:36] <Bystander> Rock on.
[17:46:36] <Creepster> With large breasts and low tops.
[17:46:36] <Asshat> Ah, I remember my Uni days
[17:46:42] <Asshat> Sadly, does not appear to extend to grad school, or at least I can't easily hit on the undergrads <_<
[17:46:42] <Bystander> Technically, I'm still in them. But it's community college, so not too great on those choices.
[17:46:42] <Bystander2> what did morgan say about seeming stereotypical?
[17:46:42] <Creepster> If I go back to Uni I have the problem that I'll be too old to sleep with my peers :/
[17:46:42] <Creepster> Which totally sucks.

Where, oh where do I begin? First is the presumption that if a woman (because if they're old enough to be in college/university, they're adults) has large breasts and wears low-cut tops, she's promiscuous. It couldn't just be that she happens to like wearing low-cut tops or that, as I know all too well as a woman with larger-than-average breasts, tops look differently on you than they do on the rack/on a woman with a different body. No, she is a dirty whore who jumps on any penis within her immediate vicinity (except the penis of the man posting).

Secondly is the person in a position of authority over undergrads (a teaching assistant) complaining that he can't hit on his students. Yes, because those sorts of relationships don't have the potential for abuse.

Thirdly we have the complaint that he can't have sex with his fellow students because he's now older, which is somewhat reasonable I guess, though most students in college are considered adults legally. However, I find it troubling he's more concerned about how it would look to sleep with his "peers," rather than focusing on his education.

All of this under a minute of time. And the sad thing is I could post even more.

Random Silliness

I wish I had a Monty Python for silly posts. It'd encourage me to make more. Hmmm...I'll go looking for images later. Anyway...

I'm not what I'd call a neat person. In fact, I'm quite a bit of a slob, and while I'm trying to work on this and do my best to keep at least a somewhat orderly house, I get the motivation to clean at weird times, or to organize something unexpectedly.

I had the brilliant idea to clean out and reorganize my kitchen drawers. Actually, it was a very good idea and I cleared out some space for a few of my knives. The problem is that I realized my wooden spoons were taking up too much space in this container I keep next to the stove with my other cooking utensils, and so I rearranged my silverware drawer in a way that I could also store my wooden spoons.

It worked out really well in regards to space, but out of habit I keep reaching for a spoon and pulling out a fork and vice-versa. I'll remember it's different soon enough, but in the mean time it's one of those things that make me go, "Argh!"

In other brilliant ideas, when the power went out the other night, I decided to go ahead and tackle dusting off my bookshelf and going through the books on it (hence the post about the free books). I have a pretty strong flashlight that worked out well as far as seeing, but I forgot that without electricity, I also lack air conditioning. Though it was the middle of the night, it's always hot and humid in the summer, and this house can act like an oven sometimes. So, by the time I was done, I was sweating and dusty and unable to take a bath because lack of power also means no water pressure.

Yes, take away my electricity and I shall conquer house dust, heat be damned!