I love my non-cheating boyfriend. (With apologies to Monty Python.)

Sam and I were talking about my last post and, as usual, hilarity ensued:

[00:22:37] <@JadeNSC> That thing just...ugh. Why is it always, "lol mah peen make me do bad things"?
[00:22:49] <@JadeNSC> AND HUMANITY GOBBLES THIS SHIT UP
[00:23:59] <@NinjaWeazel> its awesome having a scapegoat for everything
[00:24:11] <@JadeNSC> Must be. :( I never get to blame shit on my vagina.
[00:24:25] <@JadeNSC> But if a guy rapes me, he gets to use my vagina and his penis as an excuse.
[00:24:40] <@JadeNSC> Also other people tell me my vagina makes me weak. :(
[00:25:14] <@JadeNSC> But nobody expects....THE CLITORIS
[00:25:19] <@JadeNSC> >.>
[00:25:28] <@NinjaWeazel> its not that we dont expect it, we just cant find it. :(
[00:25:38] * @JadeNSC rolls.
[00:25:57] <@JadeNSC> Okay, I was on the fence about posting this, but that seals it.