Writing: Tamingthemuse Prompt

Title: Memories
Fandom; Pairings: World of Warcraft; None (OCs)
Prompt: #254 - From whence we came.
Warnings: None.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,242
Summary: Savitry knows she had a life before becoming a death knight, she's just not sure she wants to know what it was.
Notes: It's possible I've taken some liberties with the lore, though I don't believe any of it is outrageous or incongruent with WoW's setting. Savitry is just one of my alts and not anyone I currently have plans to role-play with, well except maybe with a friend as we quest together. Then again, I'll never say never to a new character potential. Anyway, this idea popped into my head days ago and wouldn't leave.
Journal-Specific Note: Getting this done before deadline so I can focus on some other project I've been working on this weekend. :)

The blue sapphire spun slowly on its grime coated chain, the faceted surface sparkling like a star in the torchlight.

“What is it?”

“A necklace.”

“I can see that, but why are you showing it to me?”

“It’s yours.”

Savitry cocked her head and regarded the forsaken holding the jewelry in his outstretched hand with suspicion. “I don’t own any necklaces.”

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WoW: Wherein I fail at humor.

This is the sort of thing I think about early in the morning while driving the kiddo to school. Yes, it's totally dorky and silly and probably only funny to me.

What not to do in Azeroth (and Outland):

1) Do not weave in and out of Nabyla's legs like a cat at the top step of the Shaper's Terrace. Yes, even if it seems funny at the time.

2) It is generally frowned upon to sing "Thrall and Jaina sittin' in a tree..." while in the Caverns of Time.

3) Goblins/Gnomes are pint-sized, not "punt-sized."

4) It is usually a very bad idea to build a campfire anywhere near the vicinity of a goblin tent.

5) It's probably bad form to ask Malygos if his consort appreciates a good barbeque.

6) "Detachable Penis" (Link NSFW) is not Undercity's anthem nor should it be.

7) (Specific to Demonology Warlocks) Saying "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" before clicking on Metamorphosis loses its humor after the first hundred or so times.

8) Ordering a cheeseburger in Thunder Bluff is not advised.

9) Worgens do not view sniffing each other's butt as a form of acceptable greeting.

10) Night Elves are an ancient and majestic race who (mostly) endeavor to maintain the balance of Azeroth's natural world. They are not "dirty hippies." (They totally are.)

11) Voices from giant crystals are not to be listened to. It'll probably end in tears.

12) Old Crafty does not owe me "three fiddy." Ironjaw doesn't either.

13) Just because Draeni are extraterrestrials does not mean they know what a probe is, or that they make a habit of probing unsuspecting citizens of Azeroth.

14) Garrosh does not, in fact, need a hug.

15) Arthas did not have "daddy issues."