Seriously, universe? Seriously?
Oct. 12th, 2009 10:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jadedmusingsDear Universe,
Look, you and I have been getting along pretty great lately. Sure, there's the occasional spat and my paranoid rants that sometimes it seems like you're out to get me, but overall I'd say we've come a long way and I'm rather happy with our relationship. I'm not even upset at my alarm clock mysteriously being turned off this morning and making the kiddo late for school (I swear I hit the snooze and not the switch to turn it off!). However, there's just one thing I've got to ask you: Bell's Palsy? Five days before his birthday no less?
Don't get me wrong, I am exceedingly grateful it wasn't a stroke or something even more serious, but of all the things you could possibly make happen this week I have to say I certainly did not see that coming. I have to admit that there's a part of me that's a little impressed at your ingenuity and creativity, and somewhere inside of me, I'm applauding you. The rest of me is just staring at you open-mouthed. And if giving my boyfriend Bell's Palsy, making the kiddo tardy for school, and making it rain on what is supposed to be the day of the kiddo's last soccer practice is the least you do this week, I'm pretty okay with it.
Just, uh, please let me have a relatively quiet weekend with my boyfriend and a minimum of drooling, please?
Love,
Jade
P.S.: The fact that he can't blink one eye and has to wear an eyepatch is pretty cool. I can't wait to see how many kids and parents we freak out this weekend when he wears it and his doo-rag with the skulls on it.
(And for those of you wondering, yes, Sam is perfectly okay. Just a couple of days off from work and some medicine, and the palsy should resolve itself within a week or two. Of course, I won't deny that when he first said he was going to the doctor because half his face was paralyzed I was more than a little freaked out, but we're fine and I'm still going to be in Atlanta this weekend helping him celebrate his 30th birthday.)
Look, you and I have been getting along pretty great lately. Sure, there's the occasional spat and my paranoid rants that sometimes it seems like you're out to get me, but overall I'd say we've come a long way and I'm rather happy with our relationship. I'm not even upset at my alarm clock mysteriously being turned off this morning and making the kiddo late for school (I swear I hit the snooze and not the switch to turn it off!). However, there's just one thing I've got to ask you: Bell's Palsy? Five days before his birthday no less?
Don't get me wrong, I am exceedingly grateful it wasn't a stroke or something even more serious, but of all the things you could possibly make happen this week I have to say I certainly did not see that coming. I have to admit that there's a part of me that's a little impressed at your ingenuity and creativity, and somewhere inside of me, I'm applauding you. The rest of me is just staring at you open-mouthed. And if giving my boyfriend Bell's Palsy, making the kiddo tardy for school, and making it rain on what is supposed to be the day of the kiddo's last soccer practice is the least you do this week, I'm pretty okay with it.
Just, uh, please let me have a relatively quiet weekend with my boyfriend and a minimum of drooling, please?
Love,
Jade
P.S.: The fact that he can't blink one eye and has to wear an eyepatch is pretty cool. I can't wait to see how many kids and parents we freak out this weekend when he wears it and his doo-rag with the skulls on it.
(And for those of you wondering, yes, Sam is perfectly okay. Just a couple of days off from work and some medicine, and the palsy should resolve itself within a week or two. Of course, I won't deny that when he first said he was going to the doctor because half his face was paralyzed I was more than a little freaked out, but we're fine and I'm still going to be in Atlanta this weekend helping him celebrate his 30th birthday.)
