This can only end in hilarity.
Oct. 19th, 2009 12:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jadedmusingsThose of you not involved in returners won't get this, but I'm a fan of inside jokes, so I'm posting it anyway.
[07:29:27] <ajsuson> Hello.
[07:29:42] <Benedict> yo roleplayers, what is up
[07:29:50] <Link> Death
[07:29:56] <ajsuson> ajsuson for you.
[07:30:02] * Benedict stabs ray in the dick
[07:30:04] <ajsuson> Or refer me as AJ instead.
[07:30:11] <Benedict> touchy,
[07:30:18] <ajsuson> I have no right to be called roleplayers anymore.
[07:30:44] <Trey_Miller> ....Ooookay.
[07:30:51] <Trey_Miller> So, we'll call you Bob.
[07:30:52] <Benedict> you have no right? what did you do, shame the roleplayers clan with your insufficient kenpo
[07:31:09] <Trey_Miller> No, I bet he was a LARPer.
[07:31:16] <Link> ...
[07:31:18] <ajsuson> It's been years since I'd never roleplayed.
[07:31:28] <Trey_Miller> Have you thought of RPing?
[07:31:38] <Trey_Miller> At any time since you last played?
[07:31:43] <ajsuson> Well, yeah... a bit.
[07:31:57] <ajsuson> but don't call me in the former nickname, ok?
[07:32:04] <Trey_Miller> Yeah, we dig.
[07:32:53] <Link> Bob.
[07:32:54] <Link> <.<
[07:32:56] <Benedict> i think if you just went and begged of the Roleplayers Hokage, the clan would let you retake the name. You may need to perform some atonement for your shame, but it cannot be that onerous
[07:32:56] * JadeNSC is now known as Jade|Away
[07:32:59] <ajsuson> Ok, I see this meaning "awkward."
[07:33:07] <ajsuson> Hmmm....
[07:33:09] <ajsuson> don't worry.
[07:33:11] <Trey_Miller> *blinks*
[07:33:16] <Trey_Miller> Nah, not too much.
[07:33:20] <ajsuson> See if I can feel well on this as well.
[07:33:44] <Benedict> did you like sleep with a non Roleplayers kunoichi? is that what it was?
[07:33:49] <Trey_Miller> Just remember, the rules may have changed, but the nutshots and the nuts are still the same.
[07:33:53] <ajsuson> Hmmm....
[07:33:59] <Benedict> if ive said it once, ive said it a hundred times. dont fuck outside your clan bro
[07:34:00] <ajsuson> ok.
[07:34:04] <Link> :p
[07:34:08] <Benedict> ninpos before hos
[07:34:31] <Trey_Miller> Dude, I give that a two out of ten. That was as close to Fail as Ray is.
[07:34:48] <Trey_Miller> :P
[07:34:56] * Link punches Trey in the nose.
[07:35:08] * Trey_Miller punches Ray in the balls.
[07:35:15] <Link> Ballls ooffff steeeeelll
[07:35:17] <Link> Counter.
[07:35:34] <ajsuson> Evans "Blizzard!"
[07:35:35] * Link kicks Trey in the balls.
[07:35:45] <Link> The balls are inert <.<
[07:35:50] <ajsuson> ah.
[07:35:53] <ajsuson> I know that.
[07:35:54] * Trey_Miller whips out a 3 Farad capaciter and jams the contacts into Ray's steel balls, creating a closed circuit and deep frying him.
[07:36:04] <Benedict> so aj, like, if you dont want to talk about how you shamed the Roleplayers clan, thats cool bro, but i really think you need to make your peace with them
[07:36:11] <ajsuson> Picolo "It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys."
[07:36:16] <Benedict> else they might send out shadowy assassins to take you out
[07:36:24] <Link> Shadowy assassins
[07:36:25] <ajsuson> Actually, I'm more on focusing on DS & PSP games.
[07:36:31] <Trey_Miller> Nah, we're off duty.
[07:36:37] <ajsuson> I see.
[07:36:37] * Benedict gasps
[07:36:41] <Trey_Miller> We'll just send him scathing emails.
[07:36:43] <Benedict> YOU ARE WORKING FOR THE HANDHELD CLANS?!?!?!?!
[07:36:43] <ajsuson> Do you also have work as well?
[07:36:47] <Trey_Miller> And nudie men pictures.
[07:36:50] <Benedict> no wonder your clan has excoriated you
[07:36:58] <Benedict> your honor is shamed.
[07:36:59] <ajsuson> I suspend my clan.
[07:37:10] <ajsuson> Because, I can't keep up well.
[07:37:22] <Benedict> shame
[07:37:31] <ajsuson> Has it indeed.
[07:37:32] <Link> Man benedict
[07:37:37] <Link> That means you have no new sex slave
[07:37:37] <Benedict> whats that ray?
[07:37:44] <Link> Since he can't keep up <.<
[07:37:49] <ajsuson> Huh?
[07:37:51] <Trey_Miller> *laughs*
[07:37:53] <ajsuson> What do you mean?
[07:38:05] <Link> It's not funny if I have to explain it :p
[07:38:06] <Trey_Miller> Ray's just being an idjit.
[07:38:11] <ajsuson> ...?
[07:38:18] <ajsuson> Go ahead.
[07:38:41] <ajsuson> And explain if you can.
[07:39:00] * Trey_Miller falls over laughing histerically.
[07:39:16] <ajsuson> I might already told you I'm currently playing Dissidia right now, right?
[07:40:11] <ajsuson> If this one pull me, maybe I can go back on roleplaying as well.
[07:40:17] <ajsuson> I mean, really.
[07:40:47] * Link is now known as Link|Class
[07:42:41] <ajsuson> Oh yeah.
[07:42:47] <ajsuson> How is it going?
[07:43:04] * Link|Class (Ray@131.155.125.213) Quit (Quit: Client Exited)
[07:43:24] <Trey_Miller> Going? Fair. I need money.
[07:43:45] <ajsuson> I see.
[07:43:52] <ajsuson> so, you're working, right?
[07:44:05] <Trey_Miller> *chuckles* Only reason I'm awake right now.
[07:44:13] <ajsuson> I see.
[07:43:52] <ajsuson> so, you're working, right?
[07:44:05] <Trey_Miller> *chuckles* Only reason I'm awake right now.
[07:44:13] <ajsuson> I see.
[07:44:21] <ajsuson> I also have a work.
[07:44:27] <Benedict> hey aj
[07:44:30] <ajsuson> But, still, I need to work tomorrow.
[07:44:31] <Benedict> quick question for you
[07:44:34] <ajsuson> go ahead.
[07:44:57] <Benedict> i was thinking of running a dungeons and dragons fourth edition campaign. do you mind if i borrow your Valkyroid setting for it?
[07:45:04] <Benedict> i think people would really like to see it
[07:45:19] <ajsuson> Well, see if you can help out.
[07:45:23] <Benedict> sweet
[07:45:44] <ajsuson> I've been planning to run some campaign using Thrash as well.
[07:47:02] <ajsuson> Hello.
[07:47:09] <ajsuson> Are you in there, Benedict?
[07:47:16] <Trey_Miller> *blinks*
[07:47:17] <ajsuson> by the way.
[07:47:29] <ajsuson> I need to send you a new updated Docs.
[07:48:10] <ajsuson> It's a paradox edition.
[07:48:16] <ajsuson> Hello, Benedict?
[07:49:13] <Trey_Miller> ...Either his connection died, or he's busy.
[07:49:18] <ajsuson> ........
[07:49:38] <ajsuson> I need to send him the updated Valkyroid Worldbook.
[07:49:47] <Trey_Miller> Sorry, sent him a funny response to something he sent me. He's prolly dying of laughter right now.
[07:49:56] * Benedict (Benedict@ip24-255-15-132.tc.ph.cox.net) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[07:50:07] <Trey_Miller> Damn, means I've gotta relink him.
[07:50:18] <ajsuson> I haven't give hime my file right now.
[07:50:25] * Benedict (Benedict@ip24-255-15-132.tc.ph.cox.net) has joined #returners
[07:50:29] <ajsuson> Benedict.
[07:50:34] <Benedict> grrr
[07:50:41] <ajsuson> there is something I need to give.
[07:50:41] <Benedict> its gotta be OS corruption
[07:50:42] <Benedict> i swear it
[07:51:02] <Trey_Miller> ...W7?
[07:51:04] <ajsuson> It doesn't matter.
[07:51:13] <Benedict> yeah
[07:51:19] <ajsuson> there is something that I need to give.
[07:51:53] <ajsuson> the file is ready for you to receive.
[07:52:10] <Benedict> cant receive a DCC on this IRC client
[07:52:12] <Benedict> just doesnt work
[07:52:17] <Benedict> do you have an FTP or website for it?
[07:52:34] <ajsuson> I have some office workspace.
[07:52:36] <ajsuson> Hang on.
[07:54:26] <ajsuson> What is your email add?
[07:54:56] <ajsuson> hello, Benedict?
[07:55:20] <Trey_Miller> Bene go down the hooooooole
[07:55:53] * Benedict (Benedict@ip24-255-15-132.tc.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[07:57:01] <ajsuson> Only if I have that map.
[07:57:15] <ajsuson> I might bestow that one to him as well
[07:57:56] <Trey_Miller> Dude, if you've got a geocities account, upload it to there and he can pick it up as he can.
[07:58:06] <ajsuson> but I lost it.
[07:58:16] <Trey_Miller> Ah. How big is the files?
[07:58:36] <ajsuson> So, I'll start to think of the map and draw it on AUTORealms.
[07:58:40] <ajsuson> It's not that big.
[07:58:59] * Benedict (Benedict@ip24-255-15-132.tc.ph.cox.net) has joined #returners
[07:59:02] <Trey_Miller> In case he can't ever get it, email it to me. I'll talk with him tonight and can send it along
[07:59:03] <ajsuson> Hello.
[07:59:08] <ajsuson> how is your connection?
[07:59:10] <Benedict> dont feel like dealing with the blue screens
[07:59:12] <Benedict> im going to bed
[07:59:13] <Benedict> night
[07:59:16] * Benedict is now known as BeneSleep
[07:59:17] <ajsuson> ...
[07:59:23] <ajsuson> Actually, the email add.
[07:59:30] <Trey_Miller> Heh, right. email is [edited for privacy]
[07:59:56] <ajsuson> I'll give you the invitation later after I fix anything in my worldbook and put it on the office workspace.
[08:00:19] <Trey_Miller> *nod* Sure. I'll see it tonight when I get back on. I've gotta run now as my shift is up.
[08:01:13] <Trey_Miller> Aand, I am outies.
[08:01:43] * Trey_Miller (Trey_Mille@12.154.29.130) Quit (Quit: The solar system is gift wrapped.... Huh, whodathunk?)
Remember, don't call him roleplayers anymore!
ETA: Someone may or may not have added "<ajsuson> I have no right to be called roleplayers anymore." to Highwind's quote log, and that someone may or may not have been me. >.>
[07:29:27] <ajsuson> Hello.
[07:29:42] <Benedict> yo roleplayers, what is up
[07:29:50] <Link> Death
[07:29:56] <ajsuson> ajsuson for you.
[07:30:02] * Benedict stabs ray in the dick
[07:30:04] <ajsuson> Or refer me as AJ instead.
[07:30:11] <Benedict> touchy,
[07:30:18] <ajsuson> I have no right to be called roleplayers anymore.
[07:30:44] <Trey_Miller> ....Ooookay.
[07:30:51] <Trey_Miller> So, we'll call you Bob.
[07:30:52] <Benedict> you have no right? what did you do, shame the roleplayers clan with your insufficient kenpo
[07:31:09] <Trey_Miller> No, I bet he was a LARPer.
[07:31:16] <Link> ...
[07:31:18] <ajsuson> It's been years since I'd never roleplayed.
[07:31:28] <Trey_Miller> Have you thought of RPing?
[07:31:38] <Trey_Miller> At any time since you last played?
[07:31:43] <ajsuson> Well, yeah... a bit.
[07:31:57] <ajsuson> but don't call me in the former nickname, ok?
[07:32:04] <Trey_Miller> Yeah, we dig.
[07:32:53] <Link> Bob.
[07:32:54] <Link> <.<
[07:32:56] <Benedict> i think if you just went and begged of the Roleplayers Hokage, the clan would let you retake the name. You may need to perform some atonement for your shame, but it cannot be that onerous
[07:32:56] * JadeNSC is now known as Jade|Away
[07:32:59] <ajsuson> Ok, I see this meaning "awkward."
[07:33:07] <ajsuson> Hmmm....
[07:33:09] <ajsuson> don't worry.
[07:33:11] <Trey_Miller> *blinks*
[07:33:16] <Trey_Miller> Nah, not too much.
[07:33:20] <ajsuson> See if I can feel well on this as well.
[07:33:44] <Benedict> did you like sleep with a non Roleplayers kunoichi? is that what it was?
[07:33:49] <Trey_Miller> Just remember, the rules may have changed, but the nutshots and the nuts are still the same.
[07:33:53] <ajsuson> Hmmm....
[07:33:59] <Benedict> if ive said it once, ive said it a hundred times. dont fuck outside your clan bro
[07:34:00] <ajsuson> ok.
[07:34:04] <Link> :p
[07:34:08] <Benedict> ninpos before hos
[07:34:31] <Trey_Miller> Dude, I give that a two out of ten. That was as close to Fail as Ray is.
[07:34:48] <Trey_Miller> :P
[07:34:56] * Link punches Trey in the nose.
[07:35:08] * Trey_Miller punches Ray in the balls.
[07:35:15] <Link> Ballls ooffff steeeeelll
[07:35:17] <Link> Counter.
[07:35:34] <ajsuson> Evans "Blizzard!"
[07:35:35] * Link kicks Trey in the balls.
[07:35:45] <Link> The balls are inert <.<
[07:35:50] <ajsuson> ah.
[07:35:53] <ajsuson> I know that.
[07:35:54] * Trey_Miller whips out a 3 Farad capaciter and jams the contacts into Ray's steel balls, creating a closed circuit and deep frying him.
[07:36:04] <Benedict> so aj, like, if you dont want to talk about how you shamed the Roleplayers clan, thats cool bro, but i really think you need to make your peace with them
[07:36:11] <ajsuson> Picolo "It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys."
[07:36:16] <Benedict> else they might send out shadowy assassins to take you out
[07:36:24] <Link> Shadowy assassins
[07:36:25] <ajsuson> Actually, I'm more on focusing on DS & PSP games.
[07:36:31] <Trey_Miller> Nah, we're off duty.
[07:36:37] <ajsuson> I see.
[07:36:37] * Benedict gasps
[07:36:41] <Trey_Miller> We'll just send him scathing emails.
[07:36:43] <Benedict> YOU ARE WORKING FOR THE HANDHELD CLANS?!?!?!?!
[07:36:43] <ajsuson> Do you also have work as well?
[07:36:47] <Trey_Miller> And nudie men pictures.
[07:36:50] <Benedict> no wonder your clan has excoriated you
[07:36:58] <Benedict> your honor is shamed.
[07:36:59] <ajsuson> I suspend my clan.
[07:37:10] <ajsuson> Because, I can't keep up well.
[07:37:22] <Benedict> shame
[07:37:31] <ajsuson> Has it indeed.
[07:37:32] <Link> Man benedict
[07:37:37] <Link> That means you have no new sex slave
[07:37:37] <Benedict> whats that ray?
[07:37:44] <Link> Since he can't keep up <.<
[07:37:49] <ajsuson> Huh?
[07:37:51] <Trey_Miller> *laughs*
[07:37:53] <ajsuson> What do you mean?
[07:38:05] <Link> It's not funny if I have to explain it :p
[07:38:06] <Trey_Miller> Ray's just being an idjit.
[07:38:11] <ajsuson> ...?
[07:38:18] <ajsuson> Go ahead.
[07:38:41] <ajsuson> And explain if you can.
[07:39:00] * Trey_Miller falls over laughing histerically.
[07:39:16] <ajsuson> I might already told you I'm currently playing Dissidia right now, right?
[07:40:11] <ajsuson> If this one pull me, maybe I can go back on roleplaying as well.
[07:40:17] <ajsuson> I mean, really.
[07:40:47] * Link is now known as Link|Class
[07:42:41] <ajsuson> Oh yeah.
[07:42:47] <ajsuson> How is it going?
[07:43:04] * Link|Class (Ray@131.155.125.213) Quit (Quit: Client Exited)
[07:43:24] <Trey_Miller> Going? Fair. I need money.
[07:43:45] <ajsuson> I see.
[07:43:52] <ajsuson> so, you're working, right?
[07:44:05] <Trey_Miller> *chuckles* Only reason I'm awake right now.
[07:44:13] <ajsuson> I see.
[07:43:52] <ajsuson> so, you're working, right?
[07:44:05] <Trey_Miller> *chuckles* Only reason I'm awake right now.
[07:44:13] <ajsuson> I see.
[07:44:21] <ajsuson> I also have a work.
[07:44:27] <Benedict> hey aj
[07:44:30] <ajsuson> But, still, I need to work tomorrow.
[07:44:31] <Benedict> quick question for you
[07:44:34] <ajsuson> go ahead.
[07:44:57] <Benedict> i was thinking of running a dungeons and dragons fourth edition campaign. do you mind if i borrow your Valkyroid setting for it?
[07:45:04] <Benedict> i think people would really like to see it
[07:45:19] <ajsuson> Well, see if you can help out.
[07:45:23] <Benedict> sweet
[07:45:44] <ajsuson> I've been planning to run some campaign using Thrash as well.
[07:47:02] <ajsuson> Hello.
[07:47:09] <ajsuson> Are you in there, Benedict?
[07:47:16] <Trey_Miller> *blinks*
[07:47:17] <ajsuson> by the way.
[07:47:29] <ajsuson> I need to send you a new updated Docs.
[07:48:10] <ajsuson> It's a paradox edition.
[07:48:16] <ajsuson> Hello, Benedict?
[07:49:13] <Trey_Miller> ...Either his connection died, or he's busy.
[07:49:18] <ajsuson> ........
[07:49:38] <ajsuson> I need to send him the updated Valkyroid Worldbook.
[07:49:47] <Trey_Miller> Sorry, sent him a funny response to something he sent me. He's prolly dying of laughter right now.
[07:49:56] * Benedict (Benedict@ip24-255-15-132.tc.ph.cox.net) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[07:50:07] <Trey_Miller> Damn, means I've gotta relink him.
[07:50:18] <ajsuson> I haven't give hime my file right now.
[07:50:25] * Benedict (Benedict@ip24-255-15-132.tc.ph.cox.net) has joined #returners
[07:50:29] <ajsuson> Benedict.
[07:50:34] <Benedict> grrr
[07:50:41] <ajsuson> there is something I need to give.
[07:50:41] <Benedict> its gotta be OS corruption
[07:50:42] <Benedict> i swear it
[07:51:02] <Trey_Miller> ...W7?
[07:51:04] <ajsuson> It doesn't matter.
[07:51:13] <Benedict> yeah
[07:51:19] <ajsuson> there is something that I need to give.
[07:51:53] <ajsuson> the file is ready for you to receive.
[07:52:10] <Benedict> cant receive a DCC on this IRC client
[07:52:12] <Benedict> just doesnt work
[07:52:17] <Benedict> do you have an FTP or website for it?
[07:52:34] <ajsuson> I have some office workspace.
[07:52:36] <ajsuson> Hang on.
[07:54:26] <ajsuson> What is your email add?
[07:54:56] <ajsuson> hello, Benedict?
[07:55:20] <Trey_Miller> Bene go down the hooooooole
[07:55:53] * Benedict (Benedict@ip24-255-15-132.tc.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[07:57:01] <ajsuson> Only if I have that map.
[07:57:15] <ajsuson> I might bestow that one to him as well
[07:57:56] <Trey_Miller> Dude, if you've got a geocities account, upload it to there and he can pick it up as he can.
[07:58:06] <ajsuson> but I lost it.
[07:58:16] <Trey_Miller> Ah. How big is the files?
[07:58:36] <ajsuson> So, I'll start to think of the map and draw it on AUTORealms.
[07:58:40] <ajsuson> It's not that big.
[07:58:59] * Benedict (Benedict@ip24-255-15-132.tc.ph.cox.net) has joined #returners
[07:59:02] <Trey_Miller> In case he can't ever get it, email it to me. I'll talk with him tonight and can send it along
[07:59:03] <ajsuson> Hello.
[07:59:08] <ajsuson> how is your connection?
[07:59:10] <Benedict> dont feel like dealing with the blue screens
[07:59:12] <Benedict> im going to bed
[07:59:13] <Benedict> night
[07:59:16] * Benedict is now known as BeneSleep
[07:59:17] <ajsuson> ...
[07:59:23] <ajsuson> Actually, the email add.
[07:59:30] <Trey_Miller> Heh, right. email is [edited for privacy]
[07:59:56] <ajsuson> I'll give you the invitation later after I fix anything in my worldbook and put it on the office workspace.
[08:00:19] <Trey_Miller> *nod* Sure. I'll see it tonight when I get back on. I've gotta run now as my shift is up.
[08:01:13] <Trey_Miller> Aand, I am outies.
[08:01:43] * Trey_Miller (Trey_Mille@12.154.29.130) Quit (Quit: The solar system is gift wrapped.... Huh, whodathunk?)
Remember, don't call him roleplayers anymore!
ETA: Someone may or may not have added "<ajsuson> I have no right to be called roleplayers anymore." to Highwind's quote log, and that someone may or may not have been me. >.>
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