I was a silly child...
May. 5th, 2009 11:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jadedmusingsWe were talking about The Goonies, which I am so buying later this week or next week since I saw it on DVD at Wal-Mart:
[23:41:41] <NinjaWeazel> I bet he'll love it. lol
[23:42:09] <JadeNSC> He will, and then there's Monster Squad. hehe
[23:42:32] <NinjaWeazel> "Whaddya mean 'doesn't couht'?!?!"
[23:42:52] <JadeNSC> Yeah, I'll avoid explaning that one to him until he's older.
[23:43:20] <NinjaWeazel> snrrrrrk
[23:45:28] <JadeNSC> I remember my parents asking me if I knew what a virgin was because in the 80s, all the movies kept referring to virgins. We were watching Revenge of the Nerds or something and I said something about "They always have to get a virgin." My parents asked me if I knew what a virgin was.
[23:45:45] <JadeNSC> I turned around and said, "Of course. They're women who can read weird stuff, like foreign languages."
[23:45:53] <JadeNSC> As that was all I knew about them. :p
[23:45:54] <NinjaWeazel> LMAO
[23:46:18] <JadeNSC> Because they always had to read something or do some ancient ritual with a virgin.
[23:46:35] <NinjaWeazel> oh god, laughing so hard. I think I may cry.
[23:46:55] <JadeNSC> I was an innocent child once upon a time.
[23:47:08] <NinjaWeazel> sides hurt
[23:47:26] <JadeNSC> Oh come on, it's not that funny. :p
[23:47:57] <NinjaWeazel> my dear Jade you have no idea how much I beg to differ.
[23:48:42] <JadeNSC> I wasn't much older than the kiddo!
[23:49:41] <NinjaWeazel> Still. Oh man I needed that. God my sides ache.
[23:49:58] <JadeNSC> Yes, and look how I turned out.
[23:50:12] <JadeNSC> ...remind me to lock him in his room once he hits puberty.
And yes, it is a totally true story. I was maybe six or seven years old and had mostly gotten the idea from The Monster Squad. Heck, I didn't figure out what being horny meant until I was nearly thirteen. ...I was very shielded as a kid. :p
[23:41:41] <NinjaWeazel> I bet he'll love it. lol
[23:42:09] <JadeNSC> He will, and then there's Monster Squad. hehe
[23:42:32] <NinjaWeazel> "Whaddya mean 'doesn't couht'?!?!"
[23:42:52] <JadeNSC> Yeah, I'll avoid explaning that one to him until he's older.
[23:43:20] <NinjaWeazel> snrrrrrk
[23:45:28] <JadeNSC> I remember my parents asking me if I knew what a virgin was because in the 80s, all the movies kept referring to virgins. We were watching Revenge of the Nerds or something and I said something about "They always have to get a virgin." My parents asked me if I knew what a virgin was.
[23:45:45] <JadeNSC> I turned around and said, "Of course. They're women who can read weird stuff, like foreign languages."
[23:45:53] <JadeNSC> As that was all I knew about them. :p
[23:45:54] <NinjaWeazel> LMAO
[23:46:18] <JadeNSC> Because they always had to read something or do some ancient ritual with a virgin.
[23:46:35] <NinjaWeazel> oh god, laughing so hard. I think I may cry.
[23:46:55] <JadeNSC> I was an innocent child once upon a time.
[23:47:08] <NinjaWeazel> sides hurt
[23:47:26] <JadeNSC> Oh come on, it's not that funny. :p
[23:47:57] <NinjaWeazel> my dear Jade you have no idea how much I beg to differ.
[23:48:42] <JadeNSC> I wasn't much older than the kiddo!
[23:49:41] <NinjaWeazel> Still. Oh man I needed that. God my sides ache.
[23:49:58] <JadeNSC> Yes, and look how I turned out.
[23:50:12] <JadeNSC> ...remind me to lock him in his room once he hits puberty.
And yes, it is a totally true story. I was maybe six or seven years old and had mostly gotten the idea from The Monster Squad. Heck, I didn't figure out what being horny meant until I was nearly thirteen. ...I was very shielded as a kid. :p
