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jadedmusingsWoman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police.
County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.
Written by Bill Starks
9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com
OK, seriously, I know there's a website called fuckmachines.com (NSFW, duh!), but do people not realize that those machines are altered specifically for sexual purposes? At the very least, did it not occur to them that a saw, well, saws through materials and that a (presumably) silicone dildo isn't exactly going to resist a saw blade?
If you need me, I'll be over here crossing my legs and making the D: face.
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police.
County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.
Written by Bill Starks
9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com
OK, seriously, I know there's a website called fuckmachines.com (NSFW, duh!), but do people not realize that those machines are altered specifically for sexual purposes? At the very least, did it not occur to them that a saw, well, saws through materials and that a (presumably) silicone dildo isn't exactly going to resist a saw blade?
If you need me, I'll be over here crossing my legs and making the D: face.
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Date: 2009-03-11 05:17 am (UTC)Ow. Where's a steel chastity belt when you need one?
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Date: 2009-03-11 10:21 am (UTC)