We have the maturity of 12 year-olds.
Feb. 4th, 2009 01:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jadedmusings[13:19:27] <JadeNSC> http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/store/launch I...um...
[13:19:34] <JadeNSC> The comments are lol-tastic.
[13:21:49] * N_X[Zzzzz] clicks, blinks. I see...
[13:22:22] * JadeNSC has clicked on the article about masturbation. "Can't wait to read it."
[13:22:27] <N_X[Zzzzz]> That's, un, some kind of conversation starter at least.
[13:22:41] <JadeNSC> I know, right?
[13:22:57] <JadeNSC> I like the "Ex-Fornicator" shirt.
[13:24:38] <N_X[Zzzzz]> >_< Just thought of a horribly creepy pick-up line based on that. "So... ex-masturbator, huh? Well, I can help keep you to your pledge of not doing it alone."
[13:24:55] <JadeNSC> ROFL
[13:25:14] <JadeNSC> "But then I have to throw out my Ex-fornicator shirts. :("
[13:25:37] <N_X[Zzzzz]> snrk.
[13:26:35] <N_X[Zzzzz]> "Well, funny thing about that, there's this concept these muslims have developed about the one night-matrriage..."
[13:28:10] <N_X[Zzzzz]> (I honestly don't know how I know about that, but I do. >_< )
[13:29:24] <JadeNSC> Well, see, now you invoked that evil religion of Islam.
[13:30:19] <N_X[Zzzzz]> ...right, damn. There go sir Creepy McPickup's plans. ;_;
[13:31:09] * JadeNSC patpats. "Don't worry. Somewhere out there is a woman who went to Catholic school."
[13:31:10] <JadeNSC> :P
[13:31:20] * N_X[Zzzzz] laughs.
[13:32:59] * JadeNSC can't stop laughing.
[13:33:02] <JadeNSC> "Any other orgasm achieved outside of marriage couldn't handle its intense, explosive, addictive, domineering, gripping force without repercussions. Yes, you could very well achieve and very much well, enjoy one, but not without suffering the impact of its climactic aftershocks. Yes, I just said it, Church! Yes, the tremors may feel good, but the aftermath, the consequences of an illegal orgasm is traumatic. You can reach the heights of sexual stimulation during masturbation, but can you handle its control over your life?"
[13:33:45] <N_X[Zzzzz]> ...uh... illegal orgasm?
[13:34:06] <JadeNSC> No, just one not sanctioned by God.
[13:34:25] <JadeNSC> Apparently you should only orgasm within the confines of marriage and only with another partner doing the work.
[13:35:57] <N_X[Zzzzz]> Oh, okay. I was just trying to imagine a meter-maid banging on a door. "Hey, hey! I can hear what you're doing! That's a $30 fine!"
[13:36:47] <JadeNSC> >.< "Oh, you missed the tissue! That's another $15 and community service. You think those floors mop themselves?"
[13:37:53] <N_X[Zzzzz]> "...uh, that's my floor, so I mop it any-" "COMMUNITY SERVICE."
[13:48:33] <JadeNSC> lol
[13:53:18] * JadeNSC has to quote this now.
[13:53:36] <N_X[Zzzzz]> Fair enough. :p
Oh man, I'm going to post about this if I can find the time. Mom's got the kiddo, but I have some cleaning up to do and some resting and relaxing I should get to as well.
[13:19:34] <JadeNSC> The comments are lol-tastic.
[13:21:49] * N_X[Zzzzz] clicks, blinks. I see...
[13:22:22] * JadeNSC has clicked on the article about masturbation. "Can't wait to read it."
[13:22:27] <N_X[Zzzzz]> That's, un, some kind of conversation starter at least.
[13:22:41] <JadeNSC> I know, right?
[13:22:57] <JadeNSC> I like the "Ex-Fornicator" shirt.
[13:24:38] <N_X[Zzzzz]> >_< Just thought of a horribly creepy pick-up line based on that. "So... ex-masturbator, huh? Well, I can help keep you to your pledge of not doing it alone."
[13:24:55] <JadeNSC> ROFL
[13:25:14] <JadeNSC> "But then I have to throw out my Ex-fornicator shirts. :("
[13:25:37] <N_X[Zzzzz]> snrk.
[13:26:35] <N_X[Zzzzz]> "Well, funny thing about that, there's this concept these muslims have developed about the one night-matrriage..."
[13:28:10] <N_X[Zzzzz]> (I honestly don't know how I know about that, but I do. >_< )
[13:29:24] <JadeNSC> Well, see, now you invoked that evil religion of Islam.
[13:30:19] <N_X[Zzzzz]> ...right, damn. There go sir Creepy McPickup's plans. ;_;
[13:31:09] * JadeNSC patpats. "Don't worry. Somewhere out there is a woman who went to Catholic school."
[13:31:10] <JadeNSC> :P
[13:31:20] * N_X[Zzzzz] laughs.
[13:32:59] * JadeNSC can't stop laughing.
[13:33:02] <JadeNSC> "Any other orgasm achieved outside of marriage couldn't handle its intense, explosive, addictive, domineering, gripping force without repercussions. Yes, you could very well achieve and very much well, enjoy one, but not without suffering the impact of its climactic aftershocks. Yes, I just said it, Church! Yes, the tremors may feel good, but the aftermath, the consequences of an illegal orgasm is traumatic. You can reach the heights of sexual stimulation during masturbation, but can you handle its control over your life?"
[13:33:45] <N_X[Zzzzz]> ...uh... illegal orgasm?
[13:34:06] <JadeNSC> No, just one not sanctioned by God.
[13:34:25] <JadeNSC> Apparently you should only orgasm within the confines of marriage and only with another partner doing the work.
[13:35:57] <N_X[Zzzzz]> Oh, okay. I was just trying to imagine a meter-maid banging on a door. "Hey, hey! I can hear what you're doing! That's a $30 fine!"
[13:36:47] <JadeNSC> >.< "Oh, you missed the tissue! That's another $15 and community service. You think those floors mop themselves?"
[13:37:53] <N_X[Zzzzz]> "...uh, that's my floor, so I mop it any-" "COMMUNITY SERVICE."
[13:48:33] <JadeNSC> lol
[13:53:18] * JadeNSC has to quote this now.
[13:53:36] <N_X[Zzzzz]> Fair enough. :p
Oh man, I'm going to post about this if I can find the time. Mom's got the kiddo, but I have some cleaning up to do and some resting and relaxing I should get to as well.
