A Quote Before Bed
Feb. 6th, 2009 03:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jadedmusingsSMeyer takes every golden rule of grammar, imagery usage, character development and plot and mangles it with the sensitivity of a blind hippopotamus trying to find a rat's clitoris. - Taken from here.
For real lulz, read about Twihards' reactions to Stephen King's assertion that SMeyer can't write. According to them, King is just jealous of Meyer. Stephen King is jealous of Stephenie Meyer. Stepen "Shawshank Redemption/Carrie/The Stand/Dark Tower/Misery" King. Jealous. Of Stephenie Meyer.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
*goes off to read On Writing by Stephen King*
For real lulz, read about Twihards' reactions to Stephen King's assertion that SMeyer can't write. According to them, King is just jealous of Meyer. Stephen King is jealous of Stephenie Meyer. Stepen "Shawshank Redemption/Carrie/The Stand/Dark Tower/Misery" King. Jealous. Of Stephenie Meyer.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
*goes off to read On Writing by Stephen King*
