Precious and Fragile Things

cleolinda has a link to the Breaking Dawn (Part 1) movie trailer as well as a link to a picture showing the happy couples of Twilight, which if you know the thing about imprinting, is all kinds of fucked up.

Anywho, you must watch the trailer for the one-second scene of Edward breaking the headboard. No, really, they put it in there. I'm dying over this, really I am. No word yet if there's pillow biting and feathers everywhere. Also, dramatic music for wedding invitations being sent out, and shirtless!Jacob within the first five seconds of the trailer.

I've never seen any of the movies and only read the first book (which I still regret), but you guys, this trailer is hilarious. I've been laughing my ass off.

Dear fmylife.com,

I do not want to see advertisements that ask me which Twilight werewolf would imprint on me. Judging by what I've read of Breaking Dawn, I'm about twenty-five years too old for their tastes. (For the record, I turn 29 next month.)

No love,

Jade

( See the ad in question under the cut. )

Ever since Robert Pattinson was picked to play Edward Cullen, I have been baffled by the squeeing fans. Every single picture I see of him shows him with messy hair and always unshaven. He could pass as cute if he shaved, but he is certainly no Johnny Depp or even Brad Pitt.

And then today, I see this:



This was on Post Secret apparently. I came across it via i_hate_twilight.

You would "throw [your] virginity out the window" for a celebrity solely because he played a vampire from a shitty novel? Furthermore, you would do this even though you've been engaged for seven years to the same man? Your poor fiance. I can only conclude that you got engaged at a very, very young age, and are terribly sheltered from the world at large. Please, re-examine your priorities and mature before you wind up doing something you'll regret.

And to RPattz (yes, I know you hate that nickname), please, for the love of deity either shave or grow a goatee/beard already! The stubble is not sexy or even remotely attractive. It makes you look lazy. Also, please tell me what it is that makes you so appealing to women of all ages? You sold your soul, didn't you? That's the only explanation I can come up with.

I swear, between this and the Twilight car, I have lost hope for humanity today.