jadedmusings | Lachesis Syntyche: Too Hot for Praetoria (and Your Computer)!

So, I decided to make City of Heroes versions of the Syntyche sisters. I only ever really role-played Clotho, but all three sisters (named after the Fates of Greek mythology) were very well developed in my head. First, I made Clotho a hero, and she came out looking pretty nice. Next, I made Atropos a villain, and she too came out looking pretty awesome (the eyepatch for her really made the whole costume, I think). Yesterday, I made Lachesis a Praetorian, and, um, well, apparently I decided to throw all caution into the wind and made a pretty skimpy costume for her. The results have been pretty lulzy.

Case in point (log modified from CoH chat log):

<Elisha> I have come to stare at ass
<Elisha> >.>
<Jade> lol
<Elisha> <.<
<Jade> I'm on a mission if you wanna join. :p
<Jade> Okay, mission over. lol
<Elisha> Holy crap your ass blew my graphics card up and made me have to hard reboot and I didn't even see it o_o
<Jade> rofl I'm telling you, she's too hot for CoH!
<Elisha> I definately need to see it now, just so I can be blinded
<Jade> What's really funny is that last night, on our fisrt mission together with Lachesis, Sam's display drivers crashed. >.>
<Elisha> >.> I'm going to Nova Praetoria to gawk >.> Don't go anywhere :p
<Jade> lol OKay. By the way, I'm so posting this to LJ.
<Elisha> ...Yeah that red makes those buns hawt >.>
<Elisha> How is that even street legal? <.<
<Jade> I know, right?

Lachesis has caused two graphics-related crashes in two separate computers now. NCsoft might have to come out with a special edition of City of Heroes: Going Rogue called Too Hot for Praetoria!

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