jadedmusings | A Day in the Life of Sasha the Puppy

* Jade stirs in the morning, rolling over to her right side in her bed and tries to sleep in a little longer.
* Sasha appears at the edge of the bed.
Sasha: "Yip, woof, yip." (Translation: "Oh, you're awake. Can we play?")
Penny: "[indecipherable grunting]" (Translation: "If you need me, I'll be on the couch.")
* Penny gets up and walks to the living room.
* Jade groans and pulls the covers up.
Sasha: "Whimper, woof, yip, yip!" (Translation: "Yay, I love peek-a-boo. Now it's your turn to pet me.")
* Jade sighs and pets Sasha's head.
Jade: "Good morning Sasha."
* Sasha wags her tail and tries to nip and pounce on Jade's hand.

* Jade is typing at her computer, pretending to be an aspiring writer.
* Sasha gets under the table and lays at Jade's feet for a few minutes before nipping at her toes.
Jade: "Ow!"
* Jade resumes typing.
* Sasha tugs on Jade's pants with her teeth.
* Jade looks down between her legs and sees this.
Jade: "What?"
Sasha: "Woof, woof, woof!" (Translation: "Oh, hey, since you're not busy anymore, can we play?")

* Jade is helping Kiddo get dressed.
* Sasha tries to play with Kiddo.
* Kiddo giggles.
* Sasha tries to run off with Kiddo's sock and/or shoe.
Kiddo: "My shoes!"
* Sasha stops and sits down.
Sasha: "Yip, yip, yip-yip." (Translation: "Hey, let's run outside!")
Jade: "Just a second, Sasha. We need to finish putting on clothes."
Sasha: "Woof, whimper, whimper." (Translation: "But you're taking too long!")

* Jade tries to cook at the stove.
* Sasha tugs on Jade's pants or nips at her feet.
Jade: "Ow! Stop that!"
Sasha: "Yip-yip, yip-yip." (Translation: "You're not doing anything important. Let's play.")

* Jade finds her shoes and stops at the door.
Jade: "Sasha? Let's go walk to the mailbox and run around outside."
Sasha: "ZzzzzZzzzz." (Translation: "Can't you see I need my beauty sleep?")