jadedmusings | Can someone explain this to me?

Ever since Robert Pattinson was picked to play Edward Cullen, I have been baffled by the squeeing fans. Every single picture I see of him shows him with messy hair and always unshaven. He could pass as cute if he shaved, but he is certainly no Johnny Depp or even Brad Pitt.

And then today, I see this:

This was on Post Secret apparently. I came across it via

i_hate_twilight.

You would "throw [your] virginity out the window" for a celebrity solely because he played a vampire from a shitty novel? Furthermore, you would do this even though you've been engaged for seven years to the same man? Your poor fiance. I can only conclude that you got engaged at a very, very young age, and are terribly sheltered from the world at large. Please, re-examine your priorities and mature before you wind up doing something you'll regret.

And to RPattz (yes, I know you hate that nickname), please, for the love of deity either shave or grow a goatee/beard already! The stubble is not sexy or even remotely attractive. It makes you look lazy. Also, please tell me what it is that makes you so appealing to women of all ages? You sold your soul, didn't you? That's the only explanation I can come up with.

I swear, between this and the Twilight car, I have lost hope for humanity today.